you gotta fight. for your right. to...

now i know that i m a gringo. and that for this same reason, i m suppose to have loads of money. and suppose this is true. would that mean that i would have to pay more then the double of what is due ? would that mean that i should get rape by every taxi in town ? would that mean that i d bend uppon stupid rules elaborate tu suck up more from gringo s pocket ? hell no. whatever the taxi says you fight and don t let go untill the final price has been divided by 2. on a boat to a fantazy island, they tried to make me pay extra for a hand luggage. good luck with that. in my guide book, it says that my room is 3 bucks. not for, not five, not six, 3 damn bucks. i ended, after much debate over which yesr my book was published - he argued it was 2 years ago, and he was right - paying 4 bucks, BUT, i ve manage to to pull in a full hour of internet - worth one dollar - of which i am planning to use fully and wisely to WARN future gringos to fight for your right ! we might be gringos, but we re no less dumbsuckers, entiendes ?